Similarities between god and GOD
god | GOD |
Invented by human thousands of years ago | Christened by million humans 2 decades back |
Millions follow madly, though they can't feel or see him | Millions follow madly. Difference all can see him and feel the presence of him |
Concept created on “Who knows when?” | Prodigy started on 24th Apr 1973 |
Infinite frauds in the name of god-sent | No one can be GOD-sent except for Arjun Tendulkar or Sara Tendulkar. |
You always want god by your side in your tough phases | No difference. Same as left |
The sheer presence said to have increased the confidence of many | The sheer presence proven to have increased the confidence of many |
The more the evil forces attack, the more the god over-powers them – sources religious books | The more opponents attack(sledging) the more they get punished by his bat – sources cricket books |
Whenever god over-powers a tough villain a new avatar is born adding to the long-list of already present names. | Whenever GOD overpowers a tough bowler a new shot is born adding to the long-list of awesome strokes invented by him |
god uses vajrayudha | GOD uses a piece of willow |
god loves riding sundeli | GOD loves riding Ferrari |
gods fought many years to get a cup of amirdham | GOD fought many years for “Cup of Joy” the world cup |
god never impressed their non-believers and neutrals | GOD never fails to impress opponents and neutrals (umpire Eg- David Shepherd) |
Finally, god splits the people of India | GOD unites the People of India |
Finally sorry for using the word "god" describing this one man army, but the human made dictionary doesn't provide a more powerful word
